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Saturday, 18 January 2014

I Can't Help But Laugh On This One - Broke Guys Should Not Be AllowedTo Have Sex


         

Dear Ladies...Theme of 2014

Broke Guys shouldn't be given the Privilege of having Sex. What on earth are they even celebrating? They should be out there looking for money and hustling hard. Women should stop pampering broke guys. Is it even normal to have a sexual urge or feelings when you are broke? 

How on earth do you even sustain a sexual urge on an empty wallet. Bills are on your neck, debts are chocking you, your shoes are worn out and the landlord is stressing you. Sex should be enjoyed by rich and successful men only. So then broke guys can know that nothing comes cheap in life. 

Ladies stop allowing these broke guys to sweat on top of you, when they can’t sweat at work for you. So ladies think now and know what to do. If he's broke, send him on a sex fast until he learns to make some money. 

The time for jokes is over. And broke guys who are about to comment? Do you think when you make her pregnant, brokenness will buy the baby’s diapers? Do you think brokenness will buy her a Pizza at PizzaInn when she needs one? Sex should be a privilege for rich and successful men only. Most of you are saying it’s about love. Who tells you that love pays the bills? Who tells you that love tells the Landlady to keep quiet at the end of the day? 

From now on, only men with Money should have sex, in this way, broke men will stop being lazy and go make money, but if they continue getting the sex for free, they get more lazy and won’t bother to look for a job and start a business.

Sorry Boyz...Shout out to those men who are working and taking care of their families. LMAO...
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If any lady should listen to this, she would end up being single at 35, if you are a married woman and you go by this, don't write to me tomorrow when your hubby sends you packing o...lol

4 comments:

  1. This is hilarious but kinda true though

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    1. If that is the case here, broke girls should be denied of sex as well. Afterall we all have equal rights in the relationship

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  2. Who wrote this if I may ask? If its a guy, a broke guy must have probably snatched his girlfrd. Lol

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  3. So just because I'm broke now I must not be allowed to have sex? You guys must be kidding me

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