A Guy Posted This On My Facebook Page And I Couldn't Just StopLaughing. Let's Laugh Together Pls, lol

RULES FOR MY WOMAN

-My Woman isn't allowed to sneeze in
public...NO need to
say "bless you." She's already blessed, she
has me.

-My Woman isn't allowed to have candles on

her birthday
cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your
dreams came true
when you met me.

-My Womaan isn't allowed to defend another
man when I'm
talkin about him. If I say hes a asshole, hes
an ass...hole !.
Say it with me,"HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!.

-My Woman isn't allowed to laugh at another
man’s jokes
when Im not around. She better call me and
we'll decide
together if its funny or not

-My Woman isn't allowed to have more than
3men in her life.
Me, ur father & ur brother. If you got two
brothers, pick your
favorite one

-My Woman isn't allowed to speak to other
men on the
phone. If she calls 100 or any customer
service line and a
man answers, she better hang up & try again.

-My Woman is not allowed to spray
PERFUME in public. I ‘ve
seen the commercials. Those niggas come
out of no where.

-My Woman isn't allowed to talk to other
men while I'm
asleep. You not tired? Wanna talk to
somebody? Say a
prayer & get to know a bit more.

-My Woman isn't allowed to pray silently. I
want to know
what you & God are up to. You might be
praying to get
another man.

-My Woman not allowed to take a jog around
the block,
What is she trying to do? Practice how she'll
run away from
me? I don't think so.

-My Woman isn't allowed to touch another
man. If you
wanna touch him, you poke dat nigga with a
stick!

-My Woman isn't allowed to go out with her
gals, she might
turn lesbian and leave me..

Na Jealousy Go Kill This Guy...lolzzzz